Maximus...

I am not afraid of birds mommy…because I can poop in the potty…
Chad said “smell my fart”…Max “no thanks I have my own ice cream”…
My room is now open for business…
Do you have an itch? “no it is just a water strider”…
Mommy a hermit crab is coming out my butt…
STOP following me CRAB! as he swats air behind him…
Are they going to put Maddie back in your belly mommy?
I can’t take a nap mommy…I have to work!
Mommy do you see that polar bear over there! driving past Glenrock WY
I love my starbucks chocolate milk!
This really sums up my day with Max…